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　　Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him. 译文(2): 克拉克根本不在乎你。他不在乎这个世界。他几乎不关心自己。但是在一碗意大利面和一台失灵的微波炉发生事故后，他成为了一个能用意大利面的力量打击犯罪的超级英雄。但是，你得付钱给他。